Ice cream store
(When I was 15, my dad remarried a woman who had a son 10 years older then me. Shortly after we became brother and sister, my brother decided to treat me to an ice cream. Note: I am white while my brother is Japanese)
Worker: and what can I get you, sir?
Brother: oh, a mint chocolate chip for me, and a snow cherry for the young lady.
Me: thanks. (Grabs his hand affectionately)
Lady: aww! Are you babysitting her?
Brother: oh, no she’s my…
Lady: you f****** pedophile!
Brother: excuse me?
Lady: you people disgust me! You pray on young girls, kidnap them and destroy their lives! She’s going to be scarred for life!
Brother: she’s my sister!
Lady: bull! She’s Caucasian! You’re just Aisan! (Climbs over counter and grabs my brother) We’re going to the back room! I am calling the cops!
Brother: I swear! She’s my little sister!
(At this point, my dad comes in)
Dad: hi *me* hi *brother*… What are you doing to my stepson?
*she wound up letting him go without apologizing. We wound up going to their competitor. We never went back*